It was a full moon

It was a full moon

 

It was a full moon the other night. .  It was the super moon. Have you ever noticed, strange things seem to be happening on a full moon...You ever wonder why people act so weird on a full moon.  I do, I think it has something to do with cycles.

Cycles are interesting, like female cycles. I do not have this problem anymore, thank god!  I remember when I did have this problem I would be miserable for about a week. You know the drill, achy, bloated etc. etc.  My mind would not work the day before just about every time. One time I actually forgot my name. Really I did. I was working in a customer service position and I answer the phone. Thank you for calling blab blab this is …………..

I had no idea what my name was. I had this name for years, 40 to be exact. I just fumble though that part of the call. Took care of the customer and hung up. It took me about five minutes to remember my name.  Seriously!

Can you imagine the unfortunate man in a home with let us say a wife and a couple of teen-age daughters? They all cycle together. In addition, imagine that this occurs during a full moon. This is why we have man caves, garages, fish sheds or tool sheds, whatever it is all the same. Although, men will deny this, they have cycles also.

Anyways, let us hope we can cycle with the moon, it may be more intense but at least you will be done with it.  Otherwise, you will be crazy for three weeks out of the month. No wonder men think we are nuts.

 

MY DAD I love you

Everyone Have a happy fathers day!

 

People I admire and people I don't

People I admire and people I do not admire

The top five men I admire

1.  The C.O. aka my hubby (cause I have to, I guess)

2.  Elbert Einstein (we have the same birth date, at least I thought that for years, so ok we are in the same decan of pieces.   

3.  David Feherty  ( Cute and Funny)

4.  My father (he had to put up with my mom and all of us)

5.  Phil Collins (What can I say, great singer and a great sense of humor.)

The top five men I do not admire

1.   Rush Limbaugh (to arrogant, and a lot of other things)

2.  Tiger woods ( dido)

3.  Kim Jong (He scares me and I would imagine everyone else)

4.  Michael Jackson ( I did like his music)

5.  Mel Gibson (I think he played as ass in a children movie once but if he didn’t he should have.)

Top five women I admire

1.  Nancy Reagan (after all she was president the last year)

2.  My daughter in-laws ( they have to put up with my sons)

3.  Jackie Kennedy Onassis ( I want her attitude and grace under fire)

4.  Jennifer Lopez ( You go girl)

5.  Kelly Clarkson ( Have all her cd’s)

Top five women I do not admire

1.  My ex-husbands wife (she was the last woman he cheated on me with and he has since cheated on her several times. She is still there, idiot)

2.  Lori on the Lori and Julia show on a radio station the C.O. listens too. (He thinks she’s hot??? Her voice sounds like a cat screeching to me.

3.  Huh, I can’t think of any more women I don’t admire. Could there be a reason?


                                               Me and my ex when we first meet

Money does not grow on trees

You know money does not grow on trees; NOPE!, I have not seen a money trees yet.

 I have not gone out of my way to look for a money tree as of yet. Then again, I have not gone out to look for unicorns either. .......

Well I guess if I had an orchard my money would grow on trees. 

Of course, if the weather is not corporative my money will not grow very well on my trees either.

I would have to go to the bank and get a loan to cover my bills. Putting me further behind 

With that said for the rest of us, Nope, no money from trees.

They say that if you do what you love the money will follow?

I love to lay around and daydream all day.

Actually though that is somewhat boring. Then I get frustrated and depressed.

Therefore, I guess I do not want to lay around and daydream all day.

Maybe just occasionally it would be fine to do. Actually, that is good for the soul and the spirit.

Since money does not grow on tree’s I guess I will have to actually work for it.

Plus I guess I also need to be thrifty with it. Because after all money does not grow on trees. 

I have been in situations where I did not know where my next meal was coming from, or how I was going to feed the kids.

 

I did not like this situation so I worked. It was never a dream job but it was work. Being my age I do have a little more.

 

But then putting it under a rock in a tin can does not do me any good.

IT  WON"T  GROW!!  HUH? 

 

AND THE LOTTERY IS'NT WORKING FOR ME EITHER.

 

So, with that said I guess I will continue to work and save my money in an appropriate  place like a bank and hope it grows.

 

This is my flow of things from now on.